The Philadephia Eagles are like an abusive girlfriend. Eagle One, Rhino and myself would like nothing more than to completely separate from the so-called “Dream Team” and just be done with it. Yet, somehow, someway we keep coming back to them when it is time to put in the picks. The three of us all called for a Philly win on Thursday night, and we all took it on the chin. I tweeted out our picks, at @Capenews_Rich (you really should be following me), with this “For our picks contest, me, Eagle One and Rhino all are taking the Iggles tonight. I have a bad feeling about that.”
My inner Han Solo was dead on. I knew Seattle was the play, but couldn’t get past what should be, and deal with what really is.
Of course we all got this one wrong just a few hours after EO said that we’ll have to pick against the spread next year because this is just too easy picking winners. I swear, sometimes you know what’s going to happen before it does. I fully expect that EO’s on his way to a 5-11 week (let’s hope at least), he’s already 0-1.
Standings: Matt: 39-8; Rich: 38-9; Rye: 32-13.
Tennessee at Buffalo: The Bills circled the wagons, minus the unfathomable Fred Jackson, last week and played their little hearts out before a couple of un-clutch drops by Stevie Johnson late in the game cost them a chance to stay alive in the AFC East. The Titans, on the other hand, seem to have convinced Chris Johnson that he should play hard after getting his money and that they still have a chance, which they do. Since Tennessee needs it more, I’m going with the Titans. If they go 4-1 from this point they could make the playoffs.
Rich Picks: Titans
Matt Picks: Titans
Rye Picks: Bills
Kansas City at Chicago: Can’t you hear the promos now “Palko … Hanie … it’s the Chiefs and the Bears, on CBS.” Both teams can be passed on, but each has pitiful QBs. Both teams stop the run, and these are run-based offenses. This is the early leader for ugliest game of the week, and I think the Bears will find a way to kick one more field goal in a 9-6 final.
Rich Picks: Bears
Matt Picks: Bears
Rye Picks: Bears
Atlanta at Houston: You have to feel for the Houston Texans’ fans. Since the team moved to town it’s never made the playoffs. This year it seemed that the Texans had finally put it all together and were one of the AFC favorites, until the owner of the Houston Voodoo doll decided to wreak havoc on the QB situation and take down Schaub and Leinart. Now it’s on to some kid named Yates who had never played before last week. The Hawks, on the other hand, hardly seem impressive, but are piling up wins week after week. They’ll add another one this week and we’re all going to be saying “how the heck is Atlanta 8-4?”
Rich Picks: Falcons
Matt Picks: Falcons
Rye Picks: Texans
Oakland at Miami: This week’s strangest stat I found is this. The Miami Dolphins are 3-8 for the season, yet have scored more points (212) than they have allowed (206). Say what? The Dolphins are showing a feisty side we didn’t think they had. Oakland is in the driver’s seat in the AFC West and even though Miami will hang tough, I’m going with the Raiders.
Rich Picks: Raiders
Matt Picks: Raiders
Rye Picks: Raiders
Denver at Minnesota: You would not believe the argument I got into over Tim Tebow the other night. My friend Ronaldo believes “Tebow sucks,” I of course am pro-Tebow. We went back and forth with this heated discussion for about 45 minutes. I claimed he was in the top half of the league’s QB’s, he said he was one of the worst.
Since it’s a forgone conclusion I’m taking Denver, here’s the list of starting quarterbacks that are worse, in my opinion than TT: Vince Young, Caleb Hanie, Christian Ponder, Josh Freeman, Tavaris Jackson, John Skelton, Sam Bradford, Matt Moore, Colt McCoy, TJ Yates, Blaine Gabbert, Whoever is starting for Indy this week, Tyler Palko and, wait for it, Phil Rivers (the way he’s playing now).
That would make Tebow QB No. 16 o 32, right in the middle of the league. I realize he throws an ugly ball, when they allow him to huck it, but right now he’s winning games and making good decisions. That’s a recipe for starting in this league, and keeping your job.
Rich Picks: Broncos
Matt Picks: Broncos
Rye Picks: Broncos
Indy at New England: Vegas opened the line on this one at 21 points. If I were putting money down I’d have no problem giving up 3 TDs to Indy this weekend. Would you?
Rich Picks: Patriots
Matt Picks: Patriots
Rye Picks: Patriots
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh: The Red Rocket, Andy Dalton, has been fun to watch this year and gives Cincy fans reason to be pretty pumped about the future. Still, the Bengals are not ready to go on the road and win at Pittsburgh. With 5 games left, they’ve got a schedule that says 3-2, with losses to Pitt and Baltimore. That would put them at 10-6, and make them a wild card team that no one will want to play.
Rich Picks: Steelers
Matt Picks: Steelers
Rye Picks: Steelers
Carolina at Tampa Bay: Wow, this is a tough one. My first thought was to say TB, but then I thought that SuperCam might find a way. I’m going with my initial thought because Tampa is 3-3 at home, and Carolina is just 1-4 on the road. It’ll be ugly, but the Bucs get it done, 24-23.
Rich Picks: Buccaneers
Matt Picks: Panthers
Rye Picks: Buccaneers
NY Jets at Washington: The Redskins just befuddle me. I thought they were dead in the water, and then they go into Seattle and play awesome. The Jets need this one, but if we know anything at all, it’s that the Jets never make things easy on themselves. Washington will make it a game, but somehow keep their playoff hopes alive.
Rich Picks: NY Jets
Matt Picks: NY Jets
Rye Picks: NY Jets
Baltimore at Cleveland: Come on. There’s no way that the Browns beat Baltimore. Right?
Rich Picks: Ravens
Matt Picks: Ravens
Rye Picks: Ravens
Dallas at Arizona: For some reason the Cards always seem to give Dallas a good game. Dallas finds itself in the driver’s seat for the NFC East, and I think they’ll get over this speed bump.
Rich Picks: Cowboys
Matt Picks: Cowboys
Rye Picks: Cowboys
Green Bay at NY Giants: The G-Men are sinking fast. Their schedule has been really tough, and since beating the Patriots on the road they’ve gone south in a big way. Maybe they are the team that finds a way to end the Packers’ perfect season, but I think not. Green Bay has responded to every challenge and I see them putting a hurting on the Giants, who are coming off a short week.
Rich Picks: Packers
Matt Picks: Packers
Rye Picks: Packers
St. Louis at San Francisco: If I picked the Rams I think my bro Elias would jump on a cross-country flight just to slap me across the face. With a newborn at home I will keep him in place and go with his superb 49ers team, who have had 10 days to prepare for the hapless Rams.
Rich Picks: 49ers
Matt Picks: 49ers
Rye Picks: 49ers
Detroit at New Orleans: If you’re a fan of defense this is not your game. New Orleans is ramping up right now and they looked downright awesome against New York. With Suh not in the lineup for the suddenly reeling Lions, the Saints keep it going.
Rich Picks: Saints
Matt Picks: Saints
Rye Picks: Saints
San Diego at Jacksonville: Both of these teams are pretty horrible right now. With a new Head Coach trying to figure things out, I don’t like the Jags’ chances. San Diego is better, but they’re not good.
Rich Picks: Chargers
Matt Picks: Chargers
Rye Picks: Chargers


