It’s been exactly one week since an earthquake struck in the Haitian capital Port-Au-Prince. I’m not going to waste words describing the magnitude of this tragedy. It’s just too devastatingly sad. Like most people, in addition to feeling torn apart by the news reports being dispatched from Port Au Prince, I also feel helpless.
I’m also pretty furious, but not surprised, at how quickly pundits and other creepy zealots have pounced on this disaster and attempted to spin it into a political or religious issue.
First, Pat Robertson, best known as the founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network and the Host of the 700 club, suggested that Tuesday’s earthquake and the generally desperate state of affairs on their side of the island of Hispaniola were a result of a pact the Haitian people made with Satan in order to free themselves from slavery imposed by their French masters and their leader “Napoleaon III, or whatever.”
Okay, so, let’s start by plucking the low hanging fruit. Haiti earned their independence through the course of many bloody battles fought between 1791 and 1803. François-Dominique Toussaint Louverture led the struggle against the French, who at the time were under the rule of Napoleon Bonaparte. “Napoleon III or whatever” did not come on the scene until the 1850s.
I won’t waste too much time on Robertson’s implication that what Haitians are suffering now is somehow their comeuppance for bad vodoo set in motion two centuries ago. Pat Robertson is … not smart. He may have wielded some power and influence back when he was being plastered on the covers of magazines like Time for the revolutionary manner in which he was able to combine modern media and religion to separate the poor and naive from their hard earned money. Now, he’s just some guy. He’s an affront to our collective intelligence that has evolved into a bumbling embarrassment.
But then there’s Rush Limbaugh, a man seemingly in control of his mental capacities and a voice that many, many people tune into every day for entertainment and guidance. *sigh* Some folks, like me, tune in to remind themselves that they are still capable of getting really, really mad at inanimate objects, like radios. I digress. Here’s a conversation between Rush and a caller transcribed from his radio show that took place as rescue workers were still pulling dead bodies from the wreckage in Port Au Prince.
Justin of Raleigh, North Carolina: “Why does Obama say if you want to donate some money, you could go to whitehouse.gov to direct you how to do so? If I wanted to donate to the Red Cross, why do I have to go to the White House page to donate?”
Limbaugh: “Exactly. Would you trust the money’s gonna go to Haiti?”
Justin: “No.”
Rush: “But would you trust that your name’s gonna end up on a mailing list for the Obama people to start asking you for campaign donations for him and other causes?”
Justin: “Absolutely!”
Limbaugh: “Absolutely!”
Transcripts from his show also have Rush trashing president Obama for his unnatural affinity for “the downtrodden.”

What Limbaugh is doing is depressing and obvious. Literally hundreds of thousands of people are either dead or homeless in Haiti because of this earthquake, and all Limbaugh sees is an opportunity. I know, as well as you do, that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer. His disdain for “the Left” has made him millions, probably closer to billions. He’s got every right to chase those dollars, too.
But, really? Limbaugh knows that the Obama administration would not skim donations meant for disaster victims or use the outpouring of support as a opportunity to add names to their mailing list is not only absurd. However, he also knows suggesting it is really, really good for business. Again, that’s what’s so pathetic. So many are dead and buried in mass graves. So many more will die and the complete collapse of Haiti’s infrastructure means that most will do so without the modest comfort provided by a hospital bed. Yet all this guy who has made billions by stirring rancor on the radio can think about is how he can use this as an opportunity to make the president look bad. Is there ever a time to completely stifle our discontent with government as concerned citizens? Of course not. But when it’s completely fabricated you may want to consider shutting your fat face the hell up.
Anyway, here’s my humble suggestion on how to discuss issues related to religion, race or politics in the wake of a disaster like this. Ignore them. At least for now. The wounds are too fresh and emotions too high. Find a charitable organization that you trust and give an amount you feel comfortable with. Anything beyond that won’t do any good for anybody.





