Go on Twitter.
Say something callous about Japan.
Catch seven shades of Hell for it.
Go on Twitter again.
Offer half-assed apology.
Undermine half-assed apology with explanation/excuse that it was meant as a joke.
Slink away and wait for Charlie Sheen to do something to distract everyone.
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