10 ) The War in Iraq officially ends. One down and…uh…how many other pointless wars are we involved in now?
9 ) Lowe’s pulls its ads from TLC’s “All-American Muslim” after an uptight Christian group complains, then generates an even larger backlash. Good luck rebuilding from that major error in judgment, Lowe’s.
8 ) The state’s unemployment rate hits a three-year low. Let’s see if we can mimic the state health care bill situation and pass this one along to the rest of the country.
7 ) Foxboro residents get fired up about the prospect of a casino in their town — which, if the plan goes through, will be renamed Kraftsville.
6 ) Mitt Romney takes heat for trying to goad Rick Perry into a $10,000 bet over Romney’s stance on health care. Yeah, like Perry’s campaign has that kind of money to throw around!
5 ) Donald Trump pulls out as moderator for a debate between Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, stating he doesn’t want to affect his possible re-entry into the race as a candidate. Dude, nothing could ruin your candidacy more effectively than your own odious personality.
4 ) Marvin E. Quasniki joins the Republican campaign. Sort of. He’s a puppet. And he makes more sense that the flesh-and-blood candidates. Check him out:
3 ) Howard Stern draws the ire of (what else?) conservative religious groups after he’s named to the panel of judges for “America’s Got Talent.” Nice to know that after all these years, Howard can still rankle people by simply existing.
2 ) The box office experiences its worst weekend since the weekend following 9/11, proving even Twihards are getting sick of Bella and Edward.
1 ) Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pics leak online before the magazine hits newsstands. Man, this girl can’t do ANYTHING right.
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