10 ) The Avengers! The Avengers! The Avengers! Nothing is more important than The Avengers! NOTHING!
9 ) President Obama catches flack for politicizing the death of Osama Bin Laden for campaign purposes. Hey, people, chill. It’s not like he landed on the deck of an aircraft carrier to announce “mission accomplished” on a war that had barely begun.
8 ) Texas sets its sights on Planned Parenthood. Fun fact! Texas has a higher teenager pregnancy rate than the national average. But I’m sure killing Planned Parenthood will fix that up just fine.
7 ) The Middleboro police chief wants to fine people who swear in public. Does the chief know that the term “fascist pig” isn’t a swear word?
6 ) Falmouth Selectman Melissa Freitag chides the media for “controlling the agenda” in response to her decision not to recite the Pledge of Allegiance at a recent meeting. Ironic comment, considering it was her control of the agenda that led to this mess.
5 ) A special county committee prepares its report on the Cape and Vineyard Electric Cooperative — soon to be known by CVEC opponents as “that document that doesn’t accomplish exactly what we wanted it to.”
4 ) A dream home on Nantucket goes up for sale at the cool price of $59 million. Also known as the tax levy on the entire island for the year 2009. Let that one roll around in your brain for a while.
3 ) “The Scream” sells for nearly $120 million. That’s not a scream, that’s a look of complete shock.
2) “Octomom” Nadia Suleman files for bankruptcy and lays out her financial plan for the future, which involves softcore pornography. Sounds like her financial planning is as sound as her family planning.
1 ) A man sues BMW after claiming his motorcycle gave him a chronic erection. BWM motorcycle sales skyrocket.
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