10 ) Chick-fil-A experiences a boom sales day thanks to national “Support Organizations That Actively Discriminate Against Homosexuals And Try To ‘Cure’ Them Of Their Sexual Orientation Day.” Oh, sorry, I mean, “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day.”
9 ) Rick Gorka, aide to Mitt Romney, tells reporters accompanying the candidate on his European tour to “kiss my ass” after they complain about a lack of access. Maybe Romney isn’t the one whose diplomacy skills need brushing up.
8 ) Nearly all of Cape Cod will get a chance to vote on whether to support a national effort to overturn Citizens United. Because voters are people, my friends.
7 ) New Yorker writer Jonah Lehrer resigns in disgrace after he is caught making up quotes by Bob Dylan. I can understand why he thought he could fudge that information. “Hoomahheennnnggg hoomazzooooom!” totally sounds like something Dylan would say.
6 ) The war of words continues between state rep candidate Brian Mannal and former employer Marie Parente. The most recent press release from Mannal referred to himself as rubber while Parente was made of glue, while Parente’s latest statement acknowledged that she knew what Mannal was, but wondered what she was.
5 ) Peter Jackson decided to turn the two-movie adaptation of The Hobbit into a trilogy. Seems like an awful long series for such a short character. PS: Rankin-Bass told the whole story in one 90-minute TV special. Just sayin’.
4 ) Rapper Snoop Dogg reinvents himself as “Snoop Lion” following a visit to Jamaica, and says he plans to start making music “my kids and grandparents can listen to.” I suspect this rebirth will fade as soon as the massive high does.
3 ) Rumors swirl that Robert Pattinson was about to propose to unfaithful girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The entertainment media had to take her at her word that she was upset, since no one could tell by looking at her.
2 ) PETA buys a brick for Fenway Park and has it engraved with a message that, secretly, spells out “Lobster Liberation.” Still the least insane thing the group has ever done.
1 ) “Octomom” Nadya Suleman is begging fans to donate $150,000 so she can buy a new house. In other words, she needs both her fans to cough up $75,000.
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