10 ) A white supremacist goes on a shooting rampage at a Sikh temple, in doing so presenting ironic evidence against his belief that white people are better.
9 ) The risk of EEE is at a historical high in Massachusetts, experts say. Lyme disease is SO last year.
8 ) Mitt Romney catches flack for an attack ad claiming, inaccurately, that Obama struck down a work-for-welfare provision. He promptly blamed the error on his evil twin…you know, the same guy who said all the past statements Romney wants to disown.
7 ) Analysts call a recent spike in gas prices an “aberration.” Weren’t you the same analysts that said we’d see $5-a-gallon gas, like, ten times now?
6 ) Composer Marvin Hamlisch dies. Trust me, kids, you HAVE heard his music before.
5 ) NBC’s occasionally lousy coverage of the Olympics gets as much media exposure as the Olympics themselves. And better yet: no six-hour delay in showing everyone how bad their coverage is.
4 ) Experts confirm that a man swimming off the Cape was bitten by a great white. The victim was reportedly twice shy about speaking to the media about this.
3 ) Country star Randy Travis is arrested while drunk and naked. Sounds like a new song in the making to me.
2 ) Actor Bob Hoskins announces his retirement. British fans weep. American fans go, “Who? Oh, the guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? He’s still alive?”
1 ) Jokes about Joe Paterno and the Aurora theater shooting are thrown out during a roast of Rosanne (Barr) Arnold. On the plus side, no one will here them. It’s not as if anyone is going to want to watch Roseanne on TV again.
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