Snark-Infested Waters by Mike Bailey

Snark-Infested Waters by Mike Bailey

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The Importometer Reading For September 1, 2012

10 ) Barack Obama accepts the Democratic nomination for president. Whew! It was touch-and-go for him for a while.

9 ) Governor Deval Patrick tells Democrats to “grow a backbone.” Luckily for the Dems, that’s covered by ObamaCare.

8 ) Adam Chaprales and Christopher Sheldon head into recount territory as their Congressional race ends in a virtual tie, as does the Democratic race for governor’s council. There’s a sentence I never expected to write.

7 ) Brian Mannal upsets incumbent state rep Demetrius Atsalis, admits he did not expect to actually win. That makes two of us.

6 ) Actor Michael Clark Duncan dies. If only that guy from “The Green Mile” was around…

5 ) Clint Eastwood has a discussion with an imaginary Barack Obama at the GOP National Convention. Funny thing is, Pretend Obama still has more substance than Real Mitt Romney.

4 ) The Boston University hockey program comes under fire amidst stories of a “culture of sexual entitlement.” Who do these guys think they are? Professional football players?

3 ) Ben Affleck starts earning Oscar buzz for Argo. But, wait, he ACTS in that movie. That can’t be right…

2 ) UK boy band One Direction wins big at the MTV Music Video Awards, Oh, well, I guess their long-term success is virtually guaranteed now!

1 ) Selena Gomez prepares to “shock” her fan base and break out of her good-girl imagine by starring in a racy spring break film. If she’s anything like Lindsay or Miley, it’ll probably be a documentary.

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