10 ) Joe Biden and Paul Ryan beat each other bloody during their debate. Well, not really, but at this point, wouldn’t that be far better than what we’ve been seeing so far?
9 ) An Australian daredevil plummets 24 miles and breaks the sound barrier in nothing but a protective suit. SCIENCE, baby!
8 ) Springfield is chosen for the site of a proposed casino. Wait, didn’t Mr. Burns already build one there?
7 ) The negative ad onslaught continues in the Warren/Brown race. Could we maybe write-in Ted Kennedy’s corpse? He might not get as much done as he used to, but at least we won’t say anything bad about anyone.
6 ) New England Patriot Brandon Spikes makes what some are calling a homophobic tweet. Quick, Gronk! Pose for another picture with a porn star!
5 ) Bam Margera of MTV’s epic waste of time Jackass posts a picture of himself holding a gun to a puppy’s head. And yet, people are surprised that a man who appears on Jackass would do something incredibly stupid.
4 ) A casino deal between the state and the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe gets rejected by the feds because it’s too lucrative for Massachusetts. Since when does the government refuse to soak a money engine? Did I miss something?
3 ) Cape Wind is hit with another lawsuit, this time by lawyers who claim the wind farm will impede their ability to take out their yachts that they bought with all the legal fees they’ve collected filing lawsuits against Cape Wind.
2 ) The Rolling Stones release their first new single in seven years. It’s three and a half minutes of the band complaining to themselves to turn down that damned noise and play some nice music.
1 ) A man dies after winning a contest to win a pet snake, a contest that had the participants trying to eat the most bugs. And the 2012 Darwin Award goes to…
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