10 ) Barack Obama debates Mitt Romney. By which I mean, Obama actually debated Romney, which in and of itself is a marked improvement over the previous debate.
9 ) Ann Romney announces on The View that if Mitt loses the race, he’s retiring from politics. C’mon, people, how many more reasons to vote for Obama do you need?!
8 ) The Boy Scouts of America release long-secret “perversion files” detailing a history of sexual abuse within the organization. But yes, let’s keep gay scouts out, because they might lower the tone.
7 ) A Hyannis man with two jobs, who recently got dumped, wins $32 million. Sometimes the right people do win these things.
6 ) Thanks to Romney, a group of women is now referred to as “a binder.” You’re welcome, ladies.
5 ) TV offers up some primo Halloween programming with the returns of The Walking Dead and American Horror Story…although neither show is as scary as some of the political ads I’ve been seeing.
4 ) Joaquin Phoenix calls the Oscars “stupid.” Hey, man, they’re not stupid! Just boring as hell.
3 ) Director Michael Bay blasts actor Hugo Weaving after he says he only did voice work on the Transformers films for the money rather than artistic satisfaction. Bay then looked up the phrase “artistic satisfaction” because it was such an utterly unfamiliar term.
2 ) Hulk Hogan fights the release of a sex tape so the public can’t discover that the only 24-inch python he has is his right biceps. (If you don’t get this joke, go ask a wrestling fan.)
1 ) Ashton Kutcher displaces Charlie Sheen as the highest-paid TV star. Now who’s winning, Charlie?
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