10 ) Obama and Romney hold their last debate. Hooray! Now we’ll never have to deal with another head-to-head competition between them every again! Ever!
9 ) Hurricane Sandy is coming! Or not. Or maybe. I dunno. Maybe this helpful map will –
Ugh. Never mind.
8 ) Obama catches flack for referring, offhandedly, to Romney as a “bullsh*tter” in a Rolling Stone interview. I think what he meant to call Romney is a pandering, self-serving, two-faced bullsh*tter.”
7 ) The trailer for Iron Man 3 drops. Nerdgasm!
6 ) Meteorologists can in a preemptive tizzy over Hurricane Sandy, predicting it could whomp New England next week. Hey, whatever, man, I’m on vacation. Let ‘er rip!
5 ) Items belonging to Curt Schilling hit the auction block to pay off his 38 Studios debt. Among the items, his business plan, which reads, “1) Start company using state funds; 2) Make a game; 3) Profit.”
4 ) The Wachowski siblings’ new three-hour epic Cloud Atlas gets middling reviews, continuing the duo’s career plummet. I think they’re in a support group now with M. Night Shyamalan.
3 ) Aging rocker Meat Loaf offers up an incoherent, weather-analogy-laden endorsement of Mitt Romney, making this his worst decision since agreeing to star in Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne.
2 ) Taylor Swift calls it quits with Conor Kennedy. Not because they were having problems, but Taylor needed new material for her next album.
1 ) Donald Trump promises a bombshell announcement that would cripple Obama’s campaign…and then offers to donate $5 million to charity if the president releases all his college and passport data. How about this: Obama will release those documents as soon as Romney releases his tax returns.
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