10 ) Israel bombs the bejesus out of the Gaza Strip. Uh…Happy Thanksgiving?
9 ) National retailers face a backlash from employees forced to start their Black Friday shifts on Thursday night. “They can just suck it up,” said the CEO of one such company from the warmth of his bed around noontime Friday.
8 ) A woman who works with developmentally disabled adults catches hell after taking a mocking photo of herself at Arlington National Cemetery. Photobomb indeed.
7 ) Russell Brand takes on members of the Westboro Baptists Church and wins. Who saw that coming?
6 ) Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash resigns after a second man accuses him of an underage sex scandal and his first accuser recants his earlier recantation. This is sounding more like Avenue Q than Sesame Street.
5 ) Bill O’Reilly plugs the Dan’l Webster Inn in Sandwich as hosting one of the country’s best Thanksgiving meals. Bill? If you want people to go there, maybe you shouldn’t attach your name to the place.
4 ) MC Hammer becomes relevant again thanks to a ridiculous — and entertaining as hell — duet with Korean rapper Psy at the American Music Awards. You’re welcome.
3 ) And then Jenny McCarthy ruins the show by molesting Justin Bieber at the podium. Ew, ew, a million times ew.
2 ) AC/DC finally releases its catalog on iTunes. Don’t give them too hard a time about dragging their feet on this. It took them 20 years to learn a fourth chord.
1 ) Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 makes more than $140 million in its first weekend. You know what this means? Kristien Stewart and Robert Pattinson are job creators.
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