10 ) An HIV-positive infant is apparently cured following an experimental drug regimen. Point, science. Over to you, religious nutjobs who maintain AIDS is a curse from God on homosexuals.
9 ) The Stock Market reacts to the sequestration cuts with…record highs? Where’s the panic? Where’s the rich man freakout? Oh, right, they don’t care what happens to poor people.
8 ) Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez dies. Sure, he was a dictator, but he still did more to help people in need in the U.S. than all the major oil companies.
7 ) Rand Paul delivers a 13-hour filibuster to block a vote on John Brennan as the new CIA director. If only he could put as much time and effort into actually solving problems.
6 ) Mitt Romney says it’s “killing him” not to be President. Better you than us, Mittens.
5 ) Jon Stewart announces he is taking a break from The Daily Show to direct his first feature film. Hooray! Death to Smoochie 2 at last!
4 ) Taylor Swift rebuts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s jibes from the Golden Globe Awards. Her rebuttal debuted at number five on the Billboard pop chart.
3 ) Former Chicago Bulls star Dennis Rodman returns from a meeting with Kim Jong Un to gush over the dictator on the Sunday news shows. Is it really praise when it comes from Dennis Rodman?
2 ) A group of Australian miners are fired after taking video of themselves doing the “Harlem Shake” in the mine. Their termination was allegedly due to safety reasons, but I think bad judgment in jumping on-board the latest stupid Internet sensation should be in there too.
1 ) Justin Bieber is booed by London fans after he shows up to a concert two hours late. The fans weren’t mad he was late, they were upset that he showed up and would actually have to listen to his music.
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