10 ) The media catches flack for its coverage of the Stubenville rape case because of its sympathetic portrayal of the convicted rapists. Let ‘em have it, I say. Not like they’re going to be getting any once they get to prison.
9 ) The Vatican installs a new Pope. Well, not new new, more like a refurbished old model.
8 ) County officials finally start some serious work restructuring county government through a charter review. Damn, I was really hoping for a Thunderdome-type deathmatch.
7 ) The Plymouth County sheriff catches hell for his politically tinged Obama assassination joke. Well, you know the old saying: comedy is easy; dealing with the fallout of a poorly chosen joke is hard.
6 ) Jimmy Fallon is chosen to replace Jay Leno on the Tonight Show after Leno’s contract ends in 2014…and then starts back up in 2018 after Leno’s next lame attempt at a new TV show falls flat.
5 ) Miley Cyrus tweets a video of herself dancing in a unicorn costume. This is one of those self-telling jokes, I don’t need to say anything else on this one.
4 ) Kate Upton becomes the latest celebrity to be asked out by a regular person via an Internet video. I should really finish up that video invitation to Jessica Alba.
3 ) Tiger Woods starts dating skier Lindsey Vonn…for starters.
2 ) Emma Watson refutes rumors she’s up for the lead role in 50 Shades of Grey, says she’d rather portray characters from good books.
1 ) Selena Gomez admits to David Lettermen she made her ex Justin Bieber cry. She must have screened Justin Bieber: Never Say Never for him.
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