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Your Brief Guide To Double Standards In America

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

If you are…

A) The Florida Family Association

B) Susan G. Komen for the Cure

C) One Million Moms

…and you are protesting…

A) Lowe’s

B) Planned Parenthood

C) JC Penney

…for…

A) Advertising on All-American Muslim

B) Providing abortion services

C) Hiring Ellen DeGeneres for a spokesperson

…then you are exercising your rights and your freedom of expression. But if…

A) Reasonable people

B) Reasonable people

C) Reasonable people (and Bill O’Reilly in a rare moment of clarity)

…launch a counter-protest, they are crushing your rights and forcing their opinions on others.

An Open Letter To The Pro-Life Movement

Monday, February 6th, 2012

Dear Pro-Life Movement,

As of today, I am officially revoking your rights to the term “pro-life.” You may no longer use this term as it is inaccurate in describing your cause. Henceforth, you shall be called “pro-birth” or, more accurately, “anti-abortion.”

This is because, upon closer examination of your philosophies in light of the recent Susan G. Komen for the Cure kerfuffle, you are not truly in favor of life; you just want to end abortion.

I do not dispute that in concept that is a laudable goal, but your single-minded, myopic pursuit of this goal has blinded you to larger issues and made you the foremost foe of women’s rights in this country.

Let me offer as an aside a bit of full disclosure: I am the result of an unwanted, unplanned pregnancy. Had the winds of fate blown in a slightly different direction, I would not exist. What I say is not said at all lightly or without a great deal of thought, so don’t be so quick to dismiss me as a liberal loony who seeks to perpetuate a “culture of death” in this country. That is a gross over-simplification of me personally, and of the pro-choice opposition.

But then, that’s what you folks truck in: you take a very complex topic and reduce it (and anyone you disagree with) to a simplistic version of itself to better support your arguments and, by extension, your end goal of ending safe, legal abortion in the US.

In your world, the instant a woman conceives, she is nothing more than an incubator for a potential human being, and all her rights to control her own life and her own body are now forfeit in service to a collection of cells — living matter, yes, but not yet a life. You would assert your personal morality over a perfect stranger, regardless of her circumstances, and force her to bring another life into a world that is increasingly incapable of supporting the 6.8 billion people already on it.

Your rationale for co-opting another person’s life is that all life is sacred, but your argument is flawed because it first completely disregards one very important life: the mother’s.

At its most extreme, the anti-abortion movement would eliminate abortion as an option under any circumstances, including rape (according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network, an estimated five percent of rape victims conceive as a result of the attack), incest, or when the mother’s own life is threatened should she attempt to carry the fetus to term. There is a callous indifference to how the potential life (baby) would impact the actual life (mother), physically, psychologically, emotionally, financially — all that matters is that the mother pops out a child in nine months, fallout be damned, up to and including the mother’s own death.

Once that child enters the world? Well, good luck to it, because the anti-abortion movement no longer cares. You aren’t there to help the mother find work (and the accompanying daycare) to pay for her child’s basic necessities (and the accompanying daycare). You aren’t there to fight for the woman’s ability to receive government assistance should she need it — indeed, many anti-abortion politicians also rail against the very “entitlement programs” people forced into parenthood might need to support their child. You aren’t around to push for more funding for schools, or to chip in for the kid’s college fund, or to support expanded health care programs that ensure the child will have adequate medical care. You’ve all moved on and you’re off to save the next “unborn American.”

That’s what I don’t get: why you fight so hard to make sure a child enters the world but not at all to ensure a quality of life for the child (or its mother) once it’s born. Why does your crusade end at the birth? Where are the daily angry protests outside of our seats of power that throw up roadblock after roadblock to make life if not easy, then at least fair for mother and child alike? Where are the people screaming at public officials who vote against funding for safety net programs that benefit families while shoving in their faces graphic pictures of starving children living in the streets?

I don’t see that. I don’t hear about it.

I hear you telling women to keep their legs closed, shaming them as sluts for daring to engage in sexual activity outside of marriage for recreational (non-procreative) reasons — because, in your minds, any woman who finds herself with an unwanted child cannot possibly be the victim of rape; cannot be a woman whose frail form cannot successfully carry a child to term; cannot be a wife who, despite her care and caution, became pregnant before she and her partner were psychologically, emotionally, and financially ready for a child, if indeed they ever wanted one.

I hear you berating women for not using birth control while heedless to the fact that every single method of birth control, including sterilization, has a chance of failing; a report published in Family Planning Perspectives indicated that 25 percent of all unintended pregnancies (which account for half of all births in the US) happened despite contraception use — a fact you sometimes use to argue against contraception and non-abstinence-only sex education altogether, even though worldwide studies have proven that ready availability of contraception and comprehensive sex education greatly reduces unwanted pregnancies and, by extension, abortions.

I hear you demonizing organizations like Planned Parenthood as an “abortion industry” and a “murder-for-hire business” because all of three percent of their activities are abortion services. Not 99 percent as US Senator Jon Kyl once asserted, before he was called out on flagrant his lie — THREE PERCENT. I hear you trying to financially strangle Planned Parenthood while showing no concern about how killing this organization would negatively impact the tens of thousands of women in this country who rely on them for basic women’s health services…like cancer screenings.

Life is an ongoing event. It is a spectrum of experiences. It has a beginning and an end and, if one is fortunate, an extremely long middle. When you accept this and expand your sacred crusade accordingly, so that it does not end after the first nine months, I’ll let you call yourselves “pro-life” again.

Until then? Truth in advertising, people. Truth in advertising.

The Importometer Reading For February 3, 2012

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

10 ) Mitt Romney wins the Florida primary — or, as Newt Gingrich looks at it, Newt Gingrich won Florida if you ignore Mitt Romney.

9 ) Susan G. Komen for the Cure takes a huge P.R. hit by withdrawing financial support for Planned Parenthood amidst pressure from pro-life groups. Sure, because scaling back on cancer screenings for low-income women is TOTALLY pro-life.

8 ) Facebook prepares to launch a massive IPO that could rake in billions. I don’t think there’s a “Like” button in the world large enough for Mark Zuckerberg.

7 ) Don Cornelius, creator of “Soul Train,” takes his own life at age 75.

6 ) Donald Trump threatens to run for president as an independent, even though he claims he doesn’t really want to be president. Why don’t you follow that instinct, Don?

5 ) Suzanne Collins’ “The Hunger Games” is back on best-seller lists thanks to the upcoming movie. Uh, should I be happy people are reading a good book, or mad that it took the promise a movie to make them do it?

4 ) Legendary British horror factory Hammer Studios returns from the dead with “The Woman in Black” starring Daniel Radcliffe. Spoiler: the titular woman is actually Voldemort in drag.

3 ) Governor Deval Patrick signs a new two-book deal, the second of which will be an e-book “response” to reader feedback from the first. Wow, I wish I could make money off of people complaining about stuff I wrote. I’d be rolling in cash.

2 ) American Idol judges were blown away by a Britney Spears look-alike at a recent audition stop. Then they realized it actually was Britney Spears.

1 ) The Super Bowl is this Sunday, which means on Monday people across New England will either be boasting that “we” won the game or will be conveniently denying that Sunday ever happened.

The Importometer Reading For January 27, 2012

Friday, January 27th, 2012

10 ) Newt Gingrich has a great week in South Carolina, winning that state’s primary after making everyone forget about his craptacular morals by blaming his own weak will on the media at last Thursday’s debate.

9 ) Gabrielle Giffords announces she plans to retire from Congress to focus on recovering from a near-fatal gunshot wound to the head. What does it say about Congress when a member with a severe head injury has more integrity than most of her colleagues?

8 ) Mitt Romney releases his tax returns, which reveal a 15 percent tax rate on more than $42 million he earned over the course of two years. Hmmm…do I go with the “I guess corporations ARE people” joke or mock Mitt’s insistence that he’s a regular guy? Either way, I’ve still got more good choices than the entire field of Republican candidates.

7 ) Joe Paterno dies with the Penn State sex scandal unresolved. I thought he didn’t like quitters…

6 ) The Republican primary heads to Florida and the candidates get to work trying to stand out from all the other old white men…in the state, I mean, not the race.

5 ) Michele Bachmann predicts that safe, legal abortion in the US will end following the November election. Don’t worry, pro-choicers; she also predicted she’d win the presidency.

4 ) Pat Sajak admits he has hosted Wheel of Fortune while drunk. He says he drank in an effort to bring his intellect down to the level of the average Wheel of Fortune contestant.

3 ) A boat that sank off the coast of Nantucket three years ago washes up in Spain. The Spanish are now holding the ship hostage until we return at least one of its many sunken galleons.

2 ) For the first time, a Pixar release fails to earn a spot in the Oscar’s Best Animated Feature category. I’d say Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave, but I don’t feel like getting lambasted by a bunch of rabid Apple loyalists for daring to besmirch the great Jobs (seriously, Apple Zombies be crazy!).

1 ) Thousands of New Englanders find a new source of self-worth and personal achievement after some guy muffs a field goal kick. Estimated duration of this illusion: one more week. Two, if the Patriots win the Super Bowl.

The Importometer Reading For January 20, 2012

Friday, January 20th, 2012

10 ) Days after boldly declaring his campaign had been given a “ticket to ride” by New Hampshire voters, Jon Huntsman withdraws from the Republican primary race to clear the way for Mitt Romney. How nice of him to spare voters the tedious chore of making up their own minds.

9 ) And then there’s Rick Perry, who dropped out Thursday and gave his support to Newt Gingrich…in the form of a lightweight aluminum scaffolding to prop up Newt’s giant bobblehead.

8 ) A state panel finds no evidence that wind turbines cause illness. Residents claiming turbines make them sick disagree. And round it round it goes, in circles, around and around and…oy…I feel suddenly nauseated. Omigod — wind turbines DO make you sick!

7 ) The first major snowstorm of 2012 is on its way. Or not. Look, no matter what happens, we can all agree: it’s the weathermen’s fault.

6 ) Rumors fly that Rihanna has been seeing abusive ex Chris Brown on the sly. I hope this rumor proves true, but only if it also includes the phrase “to savagely pummel Brown with a cricket bat.”

5 ) Mark Walhberg inserts his foot into his mouth and swallows up to the knee when he declares how he would have handled things were he on-board one of the planes that got hijacked on 9/11. Sorry Mark, no re-takes in real life. This one goes on your permanent blooper reel.

4 ) Newt Gingrich’s former second wife claims that Newt asked for an open marriage. Jeez, lady, you should have taken him up on it. It’s not like you couldn’t have done WAY better.

3 ) A head in a bag is found near the famed “Hollywood” sign. It later sold the rights to its story to Paramount.

2 ) “American Idol” returns for another season of turning complete nobodies into highly recognized nobodies (Come on, this show’s been on for more than a decade and it’s produced only two big stars. That’s a lousy average).

1 ) The Patriots won some kind of important-ish game, now they’re getting ready to play another important-ish game. I guess the only difference is that the second game doesn’t have a really religious guy playing quarterback.

The Importometer Reading For January 13, 2012

Friday, January 13th, 2012

10 ) Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary. Congrats, Mitt. Here’s your brand new larger bullseye to put on your back.

9 ) Rick Perry finished NH with less than one percent of the vote. Hey, that’s a pretty good showing! If you’re a wacko fringe third-party candidate.

8 ) Friendly’s closes more locations as it emerges from bankruptcy protection. Speaking of mediocre foodstuffs and financial difficulties…

7 ) Hostess faces a financial crisis and files for Chapter 11. Don’t worry, folks, Hostess as a company is as enduring as the shelf life of its Twinkies.

6 ) A New Hampshire voter attempted to vote using a dead man’s ID. After he was caught by election workers who knew the deceased, he claimed he was simply testing voter security. Next, he got to test the police department’s booking room and the court’s arraignment process.

5 ) New Jersey governor Chris Christie chided Obama for running a re-election campaign based in cynicism and fear-mongering. I think he’s just upset Obama is stealing from the GOP playbook.

4 ) Van Halen releases its first new single with David Lee Roth on vocals in 28 year. Too bad it’s not 1984…by which I mean the year, which is when Van Halen could last be called an awesome rock band.

3 ) At a New Hampshire debate, Newt Gingrich criticizes Mitt Romney for his “pious baloney” — which is, ironically, Newt’s old Secret Service code name.

2 ) Charlie Sheen declares that he’s “not crazy anymore.” Funny how not being all coked up can change your mental state!

1 ) Rapper Snoop Dogg gets arrested for marijuana possession. Big whoop. That’s like saying Willie Nelson got caught with weed.

The Importometer Reading For January 6, 2012

Friday, January 6th, 2012

10 ) Mitt Romney wins the Iowa Caucus by a mere eight votes over Rick Santorum. Look, people, get it through your head: “Santorum” is not a good name for a president. Now, if he were running for the position of an evil wizard-king in Skyrim…

9 ) Obama signs the National Defense Authorization Act despite having “serious reservations” about the provisions allowing indefinite detention of terrorism suspects. What a coincidence: I’m having serious reservations about voting for Obama again.

8 ) Michele Bachmann finishes dead last in Iowa and ends her presidential campaign, thus restoring Sarah Palin to her rightful place as the GOP’s First Lady of Insanity.

7 ) The MBTA once again examines fare hikes and service cutbacks as a way to plug a growing deficit. Hey, who wants to go to Boston on a weekend anyway? It’s not like there’s anything to do there.

6 ) After initially clearing Lt. Gov. Tim Murray of any fault and refusing to release the details of his November accident, the state police backpedal at 10 MPH — the estimated speed at which the state’s second-in-command was traveling when he wiped out. Who claims the bigger oopsie: Murray or the staties?

5 ) Tempers flare out of control at a meeting of the county committee reviewing the Cape and Vineyard Electric Cooperative, culminating in Brewster Selectman Ed Lewis calling Connecticut-based activist Eric Bibler an a–hole. And you thought national politics was ugly and rude.

4 ) Roger Ebert theorizes Hollywood can reverse its 16-year-low 2011 performance by doing crazy stuff like lowering ticket and concession prices and focusing more on making good movies. Aw, what does he know about the film industry?

3 ) Katy Perry and Russell Brand file for divorce. Sad. I thought those two well-grounded, down-to-earth, boring-as-a-beige-room kids would go the distance.

2 ) Cee-Lo Green catches flack for changing the lyrics to John Lennon’s “Imagine” from “…and no religion too” to “…and all religion’s true.” THE MONSTER! I bet if John Lennon were still alive he’d curb-stomp* Cee-Lo for his audacity.

1 ) Demi Moore is tapped to play Gloria Steinem in the upcoming biopic about porn star Linda L0velace. The bad news: Demi is playing 2012 Gloria, not 1970s Gloria.

* Watch “American History X” to understand that reference. Just don’t blame me if you’re forever stuck with that horrific image in your head, you went and rented the damn movie.

Thoughts For 2012

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

I know the tradition among media-types is to do a year-in-review kind of thing in which we revisit our favorite stories, make cutesy top 10 lists, et cetera, but I’m going to take a slightly different route and present to readers a list based on my experiences and thoughts inspired by 2011. I call it…

Stuff People Really Need To Keep In Mind In 2012

Neither the President nor any of his would-be GOP successors are evil people simply by virtue of the fact their ideologies are not your ideologies. Having a differing opinion or perspective does not provide just cause for hyperbolic, panic-stricken claims that so-and-so is trying to destroy America…and certainly not just cause for Hitler/Nazi comparisons.

The majority of reality TV shows are abominations. Shows like Jersey Shore, anything preceded by The Real Housewives of…, or with a Kardashian name attached to it are a pox on society. These shows pay ridiculous amounts of money to “real people” to behave in ways that would get a normal person arrested, or at the very least relentlessly mocked at social gatherings. They glamorize imbeciles, punks, and narcissists by packaging it as entertainment. We should not reward these people with fame and/or fortune. Stop paying attention to them.

Christianity, chill out. The “secular left” is not trying to destroy you or discriminate against you. What’s really happening here is, reasonable people are tired of being browbeaten by pious twits for daring to deviate from their standards — standards that, ironically, many self-described Christian politicians are very good at invoking, but very bad at following. When someone irks you, try the gentle answer or turning the other cheek approach rather than playing the victim or telling everyone what awful people they are.

On a related note: not everything that happens in the world happens for the express purpose of making you angry. Not everything is meant as an attack on all you hold dear. Stop looking for excuses to be pointlessly pissed off about trivial crap.

A note for Hollywood: 3-D is overdone and overrated. You know what would really get people into the theaters? Good movies. Stop raiding old TV shows and comic books for fodder, stop remaking great old movies that don’t need remaking. Try — and stay with me, because it’s a radical suggestion — original material. Because TV’s doing that and TV is kicking your hinders in terms of quality entertainment. TV. You know, that thing a lot of actors didn’t want to do instead of movies…that doesn’t cost $12 a pop for tickets and another $12 for a small soda and popcorn.

If 2011 taught us anything, it’s that focused protests can achieve a lot more than a bunch of people loitering for days and weeks on end in public parks. Thanks to people taking action in a focused and organized manner, Bank of America and Verizon abandoned plans for unnecessary fees, Netflix didn’t separate into two distinct entities, and — although this one still rankles me — Lowe’s dropped its advertising for “All-American Muslim.” And that last one only took a few hundred people expressing their religious intolerance in letter form!

Wind turbines do not necessarily cause negative health impacts because of their ultra-low-frequency sound emissions. That is a scientifically unproven point, despite what Dr. Nina Pierpont’s deeply flawed study suggests. Conversely, health effects caused by prolonged stress reactions are real and cannot be discounted because it’s inconvenient for the wind industry.

No one has 365 consecutive lousy days. You are not the exception to this rule. If your life really is kind of cruddy? Chances are, much of it is within your ability to change and you’re simply not exercising your authority over yourself, so stop wasting time blaming the world around you and make some changes.

Declaring that you are the first person to post in the comment section of a blog by posting, simply, “first” is obnoxious, pointless, and pathetic, so don’t do it (especially on this blog in response to this post in a sad attempt to be funny, because that only increases your lameness tenfold).

The Importometer Reading For December 23, 2011

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

10 ) Korean dictator Kim Jong Il dies. Kim Jong Il? More like Kim Jong Dead! Hahahahahaha…ha ha…uh…what, too soon?

9 ) Protesters hit Lowe’s stores across the country to express their outrage at the company’s decision to pull advertising from All-American Muslim. Lowe’s announced that it would stick with its decision, insisting that it was a business decision and that the company does not bow to pressure from any outside organization. Well, you know, from now on.

8 ) The GOP Shuffle continues as Ron Paul — yes, RON PAUL — takes over the lead contender slot in a recent poll. The only guy who hasn’t been in the top spot now is Rick Santorum, and I bet he’s practically frothing at the mouth for his shot.*

7 ) Democrats and Republicans stalemate again over a crucial issue and blame each other for Washington gridlock. Looks like that “Not Me” ghost that used to hang around in Family Circus has a new gig.

6 ) The Massachusetts State Lottery will start accepting debit cards for lottery purchases beginning as early as next month. My sympathies go out to convenience store clerks everywhere. I used to be one of you, and I know how batcrap insane lottery players could get when they were pissing away the money they had on-hand.

5) The first trailer for “The Hobbit” drops. If this does not thrill you, you have no soul and I pity you. Check it!

4 ) Pat Robertson accuses Saturday Night Live of Christian bigotry for its “Jesus Meets Tim Tebow” sketch. Could someone please let Pat know that SNL has been neither relevant nor funny for at least 15 years?

3 ) The Saugus superintendent of schools cancels a traditional annual visit from Santa Claus and, after reversing his decision, starts getting death threats from irate parents. People, that’s not “naughty list” behavior, that’s “restraining order list” behavior. Chill out. Santa Claus is still comin’ to town.

2 ) Lindsay Lohan’s issue of Playboy breaks sales records. Finally, Lohan has found a way to make some money from sacrificing her dignity.

1 ) The box office experiences its worst weekend in 16 years. I find it hard to believe that Hollywood is doing as bad as December 1995, which saw such fine films as Dracula: Dead and Loving It, White Man’s Burden, Balto, Four Rooms, Cutthroat Island — uh…never mind.

* The management would like to remind readers that if you got the joke, it’s not my fault.

The Week In Politics – Dec. 16, 2012

Friday, December 16th, 2011

You heard it here first: Daniel A. Wolf (D – Harwich), state senator of the Cape & Islands district, will run for re-election in 2012.

Sen. Wolf made that official this week during a phone interview with the Enterprise (by which I mean me). He’s had a good first year in office, and if he can keep it up through 2012 he will be a tough man to beat.

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Who is Ronald Beaty Jr. and why is he so interested in county government all of a sudden?

We might find out more as the local election cycle powers up, but for now Beaty is a good reason to scratch your head and say “Huh?”

The West Barnstable man has become a man of letters, so to speak, over the past month, speaking out about Barnstable County government issues. Earlier this month he wrote to the Enterprise exhorting a special commission charged with studying and, if appropriate, submitting recommendations for changes to the county governmental structure to leave things as they were.

Okay, so far, so benign. Then Beaty wrote a second letter berating the same county officials he had previously praised for failing to fill the very minor position of county clerk. The post has been vacant since Scott Nickerson, who is also the county clerk of courts, resigned to focus on his court duties (and, perhaps, in response to a noteworthy bungle in his office regarding five candidates for the Barnstable County Assembly of Delegates, whose nomination paperwork was not processed properly).

The county clerk has few responsibilities, but Beaty called the vacancy a “major problem” and the need to fill it an “urgent matter.” Okay, maybe overstating things here, but nothing controversial.

Then I got a copy of an e-mail that I present in its entirety:

It seems a bit “ironic” that County Commissioner Bill Doherty should advise and encourage a man with “my background” to run for election next year for one of the Barnstable County Commissioner seats.  After all, a little over 20 years ago (1991) I was arrested, convicted and sentenced by federal authorities for threatening various elected public officials, including the President of the United States. I will have to reflect long and hard about Bill Doherty’s proposal. I shall seek advice, feedback and counsel from family, friends, and the public at large before any firm decision can be made.  Perhaps after twenty years, it is also about time that I finally ask for formal “forgiveness” from the federal government as well. With that in mind, I will be seeking a Presidential pardon from President Barack Obama relative to the previously mentioned legal issues…

HubbaWHAH?!

First of all, what’s up with all the unnecessary quotation marks?

Second, here’s the deal: Beaty filed a letter of interest for a vacancy on the Barnstable County Human Rights Commission. Bill Doherty, sitting chairman of the county commissioners, saw it and (according to copies of e-mails Beaty received from Doherty and sent to me for some reason) remarked:

Now that I read your resume I must tell you that I have a greater reason to support the possibility of your candidacy for public office…The fact that you have a background in civil rights issues and want to continue that by joining the HRC says to me you already have two of the qualifications for public office (in my opinion) Intelligence and a good heart. The third is an ability to work hard. Think about it if not the county the town there is so much need for new and younger people at all levels.

There’s no indication that Doherty was aware of Beaty’s criminal background, which is this: according to several stories I found online (including two Beaty himself provided links to), in 1991 Beaty was convicted of sending threatening letters to President George H. W. Bush, Ted Kennedy, and then-State Senator Lois Pines (he also made threats against his then-wife, but he doesn’t mention those in his e-mail) and spent time in prison for it. As you can see, Beaty is not hiding this fact.

In Beaty we have, in a microcosm, a lot of the challenges that have become so commonplace in politics. Here is a man who was convicted of some pretty serious crimes, but did his time and has by all accounts stayed out of trouble for a considerable period of time. What has greater weight: the severity of his acts, or the life he has led since? Is 20 years enough time to erase what is either a terrible lapse in judgment or a sign of an unstable and violence-prone personality?

As is too often the case, partisan politics could play a role. To use the late Ted Kennedy as a somewhat ironic example, his foes never forgave him for Chappaquiddick, while his supporters were quick to dismiss that dark chapter in Kennedy’s life as ancient history. Right now, Newt Gingrich’s boosters are turning a blind eye to his infidelity, but a lot of those same people would wag a damning finger at Bill Clinton for his sexual shenanigans.

One thing’s for sure: if this guy runs, I’m going to have some interesting things to write about next year.

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Tom Conroy, we hardly knew ye.

The Democratic candidate for US Senate has withdrawn from the race, citing (and boy, have we seen a lot of this lately) his inability to compete against front-runner and candidate apparent Elizabeth Warren, who has a ton of money and the party’s blessing.

Those same factors have previously shoved Setti Warren and Alan Khazei out of the race prematurely — by which I mean LONG before any of us pesky voters get our say on the matter.

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Speaking of early dropouts, Thomas Hodgson, Bristol County sheriff, announced this week he is not going to run for Congress after all. Sheriff Hodgson had been toying with the idea of running in the Fourth or Ninth District, also known as, respectively, Barney Frank’s (D) soon-to-be-former district and William R. Keating’s (D) soon-to-be-new district, but decided to stay put.

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